"You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond."
— (via fuckinq)
cherry-merchant:

Sierpinski transformation

cherry-merchant:

Sierpinski transformation

"Psychologists say: The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest."
— (via elauxe)

autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

naughtyhowell:

megfo:

livwatson:

smoke-and-iron:

jfef:

the cutest lil video ive ever seen

Just when I think I’m a big tough guy, this comes along. Perfect!!!

Crieeeeeed, I do this every few years

OMG ADORABLE BABY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU

this is so cute

genius-of-a-fake-suicide:

i-am-greg-lestrade:

mid0nz:

mid0nz:

moriarty:

cinnabutt:

wwankin:

hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show?

John Wazowski







JOHN WAZOWSKI

The hiatus continues

genius-of-a-fake-suicide:

i-am-greg-lestrade:

mid0nz:

mid0nz:

moriarty:

cinnabutt:

wwankin:

hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show?

John Wazowski

image

JOHN WAZOWSKI

The hiatus continues

hiddenlex:

Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.

Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.” 

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

whedonesque:


One of the great birthday presents just arrived from Vienna and the incomparable AgentJ aka @ChaosNDisaster #MineralsAreGoodForYou {x}

Coulsonite!

whedonesque:

One of the great birthday presents just arrived from Vienna and the incomparable AgentJ aka @ChaosNDisaster #MineralsAreGoodForYou {x}

Coulsonite!

sheeran-usa:

can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that despite being in a pirate costume he looks like a fucking male model…Werk It.

sheeran-usa:

can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that despite being in a pirate costume he looks like a fucking male model…Werk It.